Jones Auction & Realty Service, LLC
Appraisals
Think your property is worth a lot? Well, it’s probbaly not, so you’ll have to get over it. But Stan Jones can come and give you a fair appraisal. He litterally has nothing to do, so he will be there as soon as you need him. He’s always friendly and available. Just don’t expect him to be on time.
Auctions
You probably think your junk is worth a lot and collectors will pay big money. One person’s junk is another person’s treasure, right? Nope, you’ve just got junk, but Stan is so good he can sell even your junk. Need to sell stuff your wife has nagged you to get rid of? Stan is your man!
Real Estate
Whether you are downsizing, upsizing, upgraded to a house that someone actually took care of? We can help you make the sale of your current property happen. The property will probably be better off without you on it anyway, so it’s a good thing you are selling.
Our Promise to You
Unified Jones Auction and Realty started around the time of the last Ice Age when Stan was young. We dedicate our centuries of experience to work for you. Whether you are buying or selling, we make sure you get the best service! Our friendly team ensures your experience with us is pleasant. If you are a stupid customer, we will do what we can to ignore it when talking to you, but we have signs around our office reminding us there are stupid customers.
Why Sell with Us?
We work hard to ensure you get a fair deal. Stan and his team practice Yoga every morning to remain flexible enough to bend over backwards for your needs. As typical Stan, he does his Yoga in his cowboy boots.
Why Buy from Us?
Our team ensures you will be a well informed buyer. Images of all the items are uploaded online. For our property sales, we have the best video production company producing videos and pictures. He types weird stuff when he builds websites though.