Diamond Ring: Item #1234
Price: $2,500
Description:
- Fancy
- 15 carrot
- Diamond
- Pretty
- Stolen
Lots of other things to say about this amazing ring, but I do not have the time nor the knowledge to know what to say. It is big. It is shining. It is expensive. It is perfect to solve any argument you may have with your wife. Just bring this home. If she is not exstatic about it, then return it and give her the money you spent on it as a gift. Once she know how much it cost, she will be speechless.
